What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 05:38
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Don't call it a rom-com: With wit and heart, "Materialists" transcends the tired form - Salon.com
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
No go.
Still no good
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.